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|By Big Daddy Roth|
Steve Lenzi crept into our lives via an old school bus we bought from the president of a small but notorious motorcycle gang which shall remain unnamed for purposes of ass whumping avoidance. They were no relation to the Right Wing Bikers down the street, who had no club name as far as I know.
"Then Steve gets up to read and blows everybody’s mother fuckin’ doors off with his shit. I mean, he’s a real mother fuckin’ poet. The assholes couldn’t talk, they were so fuckin’ amazed. But when they finally fuckin’ do, they fuckin’ ignore him, like he’d never said a fuckin’ word. Instead, they into this bullshit fuckin’ conversation – if you can mother fuckin’ dignify the shit by callin’ it fuckin’ that – about, and I mother fuckin’ quote, ‘the place of the apostrophe in modern poetry,’ and I fuckin’ end fuckin’ quote.
"But Steve didn’t let them fuckin’ get away it. He gets up and fuckin’ lays into those mother fuckers like you wouldn’t fuckin’ believe. Tellin’ them what kind of fuckin’ phonies they are. Couple of the assholes tried to gang up on his ass, but I banged some mother fuckin’ heads together and me and Steve had to fuckin’ split because they called the fuckin’ pigs, man. Pussy mother fuckers.”
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