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..................................FAR OUT, MAN!
................NOW THE MEANIE IS A BOOK
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Friday, June 7, 2013

CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES


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There were big changes awaiting me at home.

First, Steve Lenzi and the Cat Lady had not worked out and he’d split for God knows where. She moved shortly after and Jack and Kerry Fahey took over her two bedroom townhouse. In time they moved in suitable lovelies to share the place with them.

About Steve: I connected with him twice after Venice, but only briefly. He just up and disappeared one day and I’ve never heard from him since. I’ve used the internet to try to find him, but my poet friend would be the last person in the world to get near computers. So, if anybody reading this knows of Steve Lenzi, or his whereabouts, please write to me here and  I’ll send you a free autographed book as a reward and thank you.

Onto the second change: work. Or, in the immortal, screeching words of Maynard G. Krebbs: “Worrrkkkk?!?”

I was a happy man writing my column and doing “special projects” for the newspaper. But the new city editor – an asshole whom I will not name, but his initials were Jay Berman – and his assistant, whose initials I do not recall, got into a pissing match with me. Now, at this time and place my whole interest was to transform my newspaper writing into book writing. I worked at newspapers, thinking that I was following Hemingway’s example: newspaper writing first, then great deeds in novels. I thought I could do the same thing. In other words, I considered journalism only a stepping stone to my present career.

But I wasn’t even within shouting distance of a novelist’s career when those SOB’s took me on. I had no choice but to defeat them. The end result was, I suddenly found myself the city editor of the oldest daily newspaper in Los Angeles County.

I believe that I mentioned before that this was also one of the most conservative newspapers in California? And here I was a liberal, dope-smoking, anti-Vietnam pinko obstructionist. Up with the poor, down with the rich, including my born-with-a-silver-spoon bosses – the Funk brothers. A city editor’s job is 24/7 – although we didn’t have that useful symbol in those days. Here’s the thing: in order to do the newspaper job I had to quit managing the apartments.

So I quit.

I rented a huge, two-story house on Carroll Canal, just down from Carl the biker’s place – so we knew the neighborhood would be safe, sort of like Mafia neighborhoods are in New York. The house was supposedly the long-ago summer home for one of the Wrigley daughters. However, the rent was cheap because the place was run down and I enlisted the aid of my friends to fix her up, including the electrical wiring – which was shot. The Mad Bomber did the wiring, sitting on a milk crate in front of the electrical box and taking electrical shocks and jumping and saying, “No, no. That’s not right. Yep, that one is.”

The corner house on Carroll Canal – across from me - was at first a temple for some white-guy Buddhist cult. They used to wade into the canals, their orange robes hitched up, and clean the canals out – singing some kind of Buddhist song. The local old ladies called them “The Hummers,” because that’s what it sounded like to them – humming.

Eventually, the place was taken over by Universal Studios and it became the colorful home of one of the characters in the TV series, “Starsky And Hutch.” Camera crews regularly shut off the canals for drive ups, and also for some thrilling car and motorcycle jumps over the canal bridges. Damn, it was better than the Fourth of July, especially because the producers regularly thanked everybody for being nice guys and not spoiling their shoot by putting on big banquets for all the residents – everything from BBQ shrimp, to steak. With a vegetarian menu for those so inclined.

Meanwhile, back to Pepperland – and the Blue Meanie Apartments.

I not only quit, but as indicated, I moved out.

But before I moved, a very scary thing happened.

 NEXT: HE'S BA-ACK!

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TALES OF THE BLUE MEANIE
Venice Boardwalk Circa 1969

In the depths of the Sixties and The Days Of Rage, a young newsman, accompanied by his pregnant wife and orphaned teenage brother, creates a Paradise of sorts in a sprawling Venice Beach community of apartments, populated by students, artists, budding scientists and engineers lifeguards, poets, bikers with  a few junkies thrown in for good measure. The inhabitants come to call the place “Pepperland,” after the Beatles movie, “Yellow Submarine.” Threatening this paradise is  "The Blue Meanie,"  a crazy giant of a man so frightening that he eventually even scares himself. Here's where to buy the book. 

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FREEDOM BIRD: THE SUMMER OF LOVE

During the Vietnam war, GIs who managed to survive their tour of duty were flown home in chartered airliners, which they called “Freedom Birds.” This is the story of three young men – from  wildly different backgrounds – who meet on such a plane and make a pact to spend three days together in San Francisco. Their goal: to spend every cent of  their mustering out money in a party of  a lifetime. And they’ll get more than they bargained for: because when they land, it is July 1967 – in a time that would come to be known as “The Summer Of Love.” A place and time where each young man will have to confront the ghosts who followed them home from the jungles of Vietnam and contemplate a future none of them had imagined. 




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